tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444476276287180978.post7558538451378365360..comments2023-11-20T05:15:20.137-05:00Comments on Behind the Headlines: Some humor for a funky marketMichael Kahnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10668546349672243203noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444476276287180978.post-74211487398335295362008-09-03T09:13:00.000-04:002008-09-03T09:13:00.000-04:00really funnyhttp://masterandstudent.blogspot.comreally funny<BR/>http://masterandstudent.blogspot.comrnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14231427596723215315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444476276287180978.post-86830191140816105982008-08-19T10:08:00.000-04:002008-08-19T10:08:00.000-04:00Richard,Consider yourself attributed.Richard,<BR/><BR/>Consider yourself attributed.Michael Kahnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10668546349672243203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444476276287180978.post-5327178378542150042008-08-19T09:39:00.000-04:002008-08-19T09:39:00.000-04:00The original list was developed by Norgate Investo...The original list was developed by Norgate Investor Services - http://www.premiumdata.net/support/alternative.php<BR/><BR/>We'd appreciate attribution please.Richard Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12056048248516043363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444476276287180978.post-77336973290313510162008-08-15T18:46:00.000-04:002008-08-15T18:46:00.000-04:00Funny.If you don't mind, small contribution from M...Funny.<BR/>If you don't mind, small contribution from Moi;<BR/><BR/>Fundamental analysis: Completely biased wholly subjective opinion that sounds a lot more righteous than TA.<BR/><BR/>Line in the Sand: The line you must cross over in order to reach the next line in the sand.<BR/><BR/>Market Maker: Wall street term for "Purse snatcher" or "Pick Pocket".<BR/><BR/>Specialists:Apprentice of MM<BR/><BR/>Hedging: Confessionary action of having no idea what's happening.<BR/><BR/>Scalping: Attempt to prove your trading's superior ability over commission's eroding ability.<BR/><BR/>Hulbert news letter: An attempt at Judging the direction of market by monitoring opinions of a whole bunch of people who's life-long dreams were being a good trader yet never became one.<BR/><BR/>Contrarian theory: "I hate everyone, everything in this dumb God forsaken world, therefore I don't know what you are saying exactly, but I am against it!"<BR/><BR/>Who are MER, GS, LEH, UBS, WB: A bunch of Kayak salesmen at the upstream of Niagara Falls.<BR/><BR/>Brokerage analyst upgrade: Brokerage with too much inventory.<BR/><BR/>Brokerage analyst downgrade: Finally, No more inventory.<BR/><BR/>Government Bailout: No such thing exists in U.S.<BR/><BR/>GSE: Government supported Enterprise.<BR/><BR/>Taxpayers: Haha. <BR/><BR/>Have a nice weekend~<BR/><BR/>T.C.B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444476276287180978.post-42509890913687265022008-08-14T21:33:00.000-04:002008-08-14T21:33:00.000-04:00awesome and how true this all is....awesome and how true this all is....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7444476276287180978.post-8241432631856395312008-08-14T17:48:00.000-04:002008-08-14T17:48:00.000-04:00funny post - reminds me of a lot of international ...funny post - reminds me of a lot of international comics who poke fun at cultural differences (Arnaud Collery from france). Good stuffDavidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14862860159590216579noreply@blogger.com