Yesterday, the subject lne was Fat Americans. Today we have "Vince" saying he will make us skinny, one slap at a time.
But first, an excerpt from this morning's Quick Takes Pro:
Bernanke fallout sent stocks lower Thursday morning but positive developments from Greece sent them higher. Friday, Italian banks dropped sharply to send stocks lower again. And then late this morning durable goods orders sent them higher again.
Of course, this was before the stock market tanked triple Dow digits shortly after the open.
Chop, chop, chop. And now our feature presentation.